Dot-nose

Originally from the Sarah Silverman program. Said when something is so obvious that it's right in front of them but they still won't get it... Derived from when Steve had a dot on his nose and he didn't notice it

You have a dot on your nose. You cant get any more dot-nose than that!

by Anonymous234525663 December 17, 2008

Brown Nose

A brown nose is a Sycophantic person who has their head so far up somebodys ass that they have a brown nose, hense the name.

"hey stop bringin' the teacher apples every day y' brown nose!!"

by Andy S. All September 26, 2005

nose gold

Boogers, snot,nose gobblins. There is a fine art to mining for nose gold.

I was mining for nose gold and was up to the second knuckle.

by burnt my legs June 30, 2005

nosejob

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Nose Whistle

When a booger in your nose is in just the perfect position inside your nose that when you exhale out of your nose it makes a very high-pitched whistling sound.

I need to go blow my nose I had a nose whistle during the whole movie.

by Jables246 June 10, 2009

nostalgist

Someone who always believes the items, fads, morals of the past are better than what is comparable today. Someone who fanatically believes that something today can never be as good as the thing of the past.

Guy 1 - "Man. These new games suck! They never can compare to the games on the Atari and Commodore 64!"

Guy 2 - "Dude, those games were neat, but quit being a nostalgist. What's past is past."

by Seth Rediker March 14, 2007

Jamaican Nose Job

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.

Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?

by Jamaican_NJ_lover December 10, 2010