From Amazing Grace to A Floating Opportunity

An old Southern term an African-American mother uses to describe an long and sometimes well deserved, ass-whooping in order to warn her child, or others who cross her. This African-American saying, used as a motherly warning, first popped up in the 1930 play Mule Bone by Langston Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston.

“You’d better behave, or I’ll knock you from amazing grace to a floating opportunity!”

by ajcub225 June 7, 2019

Three Days Grace

One of the best bands ever, the best thing in Canada.

Though (Trust me, I'm a huge fan), they're songs are a bit repetitive. If they are to work on that, then they can become so much bigger and popular.

1 Thing
2 Say
3 Days Grace
4 Ever!

Overused comment on about all Three Days Grace videos.

by Sleepyyawn July 18, 2011

amazing grace

When you haven’t been as religious as you were and should be but the lord shows you he loves you anyway, by helping you out with the struggles of life, such as getting an assignment turned in on time after procrastinating or being able to get up enough money to repair your ride.

Nick: Hey dawg, you get those financial ratios done?

Me: yeah man...

Nick: Damn, how did you do it?

Me: amazing grace, idk how else to put it

by ZachAttack94 September 25, 2018

kezia grace

This girl is the funniest and smartest person you meet. She is extremely caring and will do anything for her friends. She can become quite rash and stubborn when it comes to her friends and defending them. She is known for a distinct laugh which identifies her from her friends. Kezia Grace can become sensitive yet tries to take no notice of things.

'Did you hear about how Kezia Grace defended Charles!!'

by atomicc November 14, 2020

Poo de Grâce

After struggling with many unsatisfying bouts of ass blasting on the toilet, you finally take that knockout poop that ends your suffering. Known to cause euphoria and minor hallucinations. There exist rumors of some finding nirvana after taking the poo de grace.

Nate: I definitely shouldn't have eaten Hardees last night...I can't stop going!

Sean: Yeah, I went three times before I squeezed out the Poo de Grâce. I feel ten pounds lighter and gained a spring in my step! I feel light as air!

Nate: Shut up. Oh, here it goes again!

by themanswh March 11, 2011

mary grace

lady in the street, freak in the bed. ;) often a beautiful girl who has great tits. she's very intelligent and sarcastic, but can hold her own in any crowd. everyone loves her.

That girl mary grace is the most popular girl i've ever met.

by lalalalalover82 September 25, 2011

poop de grace

Poop de grace pronounced /pu day gras/ (properly spelled "poop de grâce") is related to the French phrase "coup de grâce." While "coup de grâce" means "blow of mercy," "poop de grâce" means "poop of mercy." This comes about after eating skanky fast food, most notably Krystals or Taco Bell, where the grease accumulation in the affected person's bowels creates a "perfect storm" of indigestible foreign matter, well-lubricated intestines, and a lack of time to process the poisons put into one's body. The result is a nearly immediate post-consumption shit that proves that one's enjoyment of such eating establishments is a crime against God and man; the pain alone should make repeat practitioners consider themselves as recreating a perverse, modern form of self-flagellation. However, true to its name, the poop de grâce, once completed, offers relief that reaffirms faith in a Higher Order.

"Not ten seconds passed since he let the sixth krystal with cheese slip past his lips before the immediate and painful stabs of an incoming poop de grace were felt..."

"The chili cheese fry had taken its toll; that porcelain throne was never quite the same after Joe had taken his poop de grâce."

by ragtagop September 26, 2007