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Dead Dad Coupon
A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.
"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."
"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."
"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."
Dead Dad Coupon by xteri December 28, 2009
Dead Trim
Dead Trim by KieranQuinn June 6, 2017
Dead Fish Outta Wutta
Girl #1: Look at that ugly ass bitch.
Girl #2: I know moe,, that green bitch look like a fucking dead fish outta wutta
Girl #2: I know moe,, that green bitch look like a fucking dead fish outta wutta
Dead Fish Outta Wutta by LilShinshine April 18, 2019
Dead Baby
(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)
Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!
Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!
Dead Baby by MyHeadHurts October 29, 2007
Dead Meerkat
The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*
2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*
2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
Dead Meerkat by MagicMartin18 October 30, 2007