Minute farming

Xfire term...Where one leaves a game on for long periods of time while being AFK in order to get more hours played on their profile.

Person: Zomg did you see his profile? He has like 9000 hours played! He must be minute farming

by Wafflecannon May 9, 2008

minutard

A term used to describe someone who is constantly late, and never seems to have a minute; a person who is very busy.

Combining the words minute and retard.

Guy 1: Dude, I asked him a question and he just walked away!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total minutard!

by tha8yearold June 13, 2008

Mittocrats

Reagan Democrats that now support Mitt Romney

Lee Iaccoca a long time Democrat is now suppporting Mitt Romney so he is now a Mittocrats

by ConservativeRep October 23, 2012

Minuteman

A man who cums in under a minute: If a man does this, he is should get himself some fucking viagra.

Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go?
Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman.
Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.

by hahayeaaaaboi May 9, 2018

monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

ten minute parking

A sweet alt metal band from newtown. consists of:
Walter Murphy (the mic)- Vox/Rythm Guitar
Mike Johnson (b plug)- Lead Guitar
Marc Giannavola (the fodgoddler)- Bass
James Hilton jewfart- Drums
Playin local shows and parties. They could most deff school fall out boy, because fall out boy sucks the d

mike- how bout we be chicago typewriter?
everyone else- no that sucks
marc- *points to sign* why dont we be Ten Minute Parking
james- thats sweet
wally- thats pretty cool
mike- thats gay
all- fuck you mike

by TMPowns September 17, 2005

Jim Minute

Like a standard 60 second minute, a Jim minute is a measurable amount of time - only a lot longer.

Mike: Hey Jim want to get lunch?
Jim: Sure, give me ten minutes.
Mike: Jim minutes or regular ones?
Jim: aahaha

48 minutes later

Mike: I'm still hungry and I hate you...

by mrs1700 January 19, 2011