Minuteman

Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.

Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!.

by @MeDiCo_BrUjO October 20, 2009

Minuteman

A man who cums in under a minute: If a man does this, he is should get himself some fucking viagra.

Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go?
Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman.
Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.

by hahayeaaaaboi May 9, 2018

minuteman

Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.

Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.

by Zalis January 25, 2004

minuteman

(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.

That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!

by keyshaw September 24, 2004

minuteman

an unusually bad sports player who sits at the end of the bench and does not see any game time. ever.

kid: hey coach, can i go in? there's a minute thirty seven left and we're up by 32.
coach: in a minuteman.

by shemma February 4, 2007

Minuteman Tech

The Best High School In MA

Person1: Dude i want to go to Minuteman Tech
Person2: Yeaa i knoww that place is the bomb!

by xxRawr96 May 13, 2011

MinuteMan

To delete the history when your friends come over, or when you let them borrow the computer

Friend 1: Hey bro lets go to Danny's house!

Friend 2: Yea fo sho

Friend 2:Hey Danny what up breh, can I check my facebook?

Danny:Yeah let me just do something... ok here you go

Friend 2: Haha look his History isn't there Danny's such a Minuteman

Friend 1:I bet he was looking at bestiality!

by Jergoff12345 August 12, 2012