water bear

noun
the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade

Hey dude have you heard of this thing called the water bear? It’s invincible and can survive in any environment and-

Shut the FUCK up

by Butterscotchyyy July 1, 2018

watcharaphon

Just the sickest Asian cunt u will ever meet in your lifetime. He is super handsome, it is said that if you saw him in daylight your eyesight would increase to 69/69 vision. If u were to become friends with the watcharaphon, it means that you have been blessed by God. Watcharaphons is in love with noodles (Not that type of noodles perverts). U may be able to locate a Watcharaphon in the bathroom and under your bed, he usually has his massive Asian SHLONG just hanging there like a third leg.

Isaac:"WOW I saw a watcharaphon under my bed last night and got a glimpse of his third leg, I was so baffled of how big ones SCHLONG can be. I can now die happy knowing that I have been blessed."

Brodie: WOW no way you are so lucky, I wish I can get hit from behind by that third leg.'

by Vincent Michael Shaw July 18, 2018

Watery

A step past being a vanilla, boring person. People who lack substance in their personality. They are likely hard to talk to, and when you can get a conversation out of them, it's boring and surface-level.

Person 1: I've been dating this guy for five months and every time we talk he talks about the weather.
Person 2: That guy is watery

by lydrauhl August 23, 2018

water my log

A term for having sex or getting a blow job used around Troy, Tennessee near Interstate 69.

Yo girl, will you water my log? I’m horny as hell.

by Uncle Ben That Misses Exits October 12, 2018

Wattling

The act of watching a wattles video or playing Minecraft

Hey john it’s time for bed.

Not now mom, I’m wattling

by ROBOTHEMAX June 24, 2019

waterwraith

When someone attempts to rape you after staying in their house for 5 minutes

I was over at Justin's house last night, when all of a sudden, he showed up and tried to waterwraith me!

by dasoihklj23 July 11, 2019

Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.

Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020