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The elusive water bear, also known as a "britney", is the ladylike, PC term for the beaver. I.e., your lady business.
"Whats a water bear?" "Well we had it listed as beaver on the menu but it was offending the ladies." - stemming from a menu at a wild game supper
by csulli2 March 11, 2011
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the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade
Hey dude have you heard of this thing called the water bear? It’s invincible and can survive in any environment and-

Shut the FUCK up
by b_utterscotch July 01, 2018
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A term representing one who requires bare water... usually because of increased alcohol consumption.
Did you see mike tonight? Yea total waterbear
by bc_2000 May 30, 2018
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A person who is very drunk; they are so drunk they need "bear" water
Mike just drank ten beers and its not even 10AM... yeah, he's a total waterbear
by bc_2000 May 27, 2018
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