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John Steinbeck

An incredible author, born in California, whose books were mainly based in the agricultural pastures of California. Famous writer of novels such as Of Mice and Men, The Grapes of Wrath, and East of Eden, among many others. You should definitely try reading his novels.
I really like John Steinbeck's book.
by Britishbostonian August 10, 2017
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John Gomez

Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!
Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?

Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!

Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?

Girl: And the sick guitar skills?

Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?

Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)

Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?

Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?

... and so on for another decade.
by FYjohngomez December 11, 2010
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John laurens

The gay child that DIDNT DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!??
To Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens1
Middlebrook, New Jersey, April, 17792
Cold in my professions, warm in ⟨my⟩3 friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it m⟨ight⟩4 be in my power, by action rather than words, ⟨to⟩ convince you that I love you.
by Hamitrash October 6, 2018
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John Petrucci

One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.
John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.
by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005
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long john

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
by thedudeman May 28, 2004
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jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
by cool4dude November 8, 2005
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Johns Island

A barrier island in South Carolina, in the Charelston area. Known for is infamous parties, drinking, & drug consumption. Usually done by ages 14-99.
Bazzle: PARTY AT THE TREE FARM!
Kid 1: Isn't that on Johns Island?

Bazzle: DUH.

Kid 1: YESSSS!
by Justanothernigg November 29, 2014
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