happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.

dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**

by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006

happles

happy + apples = happles

bob -happles

jane -what?

bob -happyness + apples = happles, durrr

by james hogan October 3, 2007

happy day

A time when a form of sexual activity has occured.

Cameron had happy day with kim last night.

by Wudofudo July 26, 2007

Happy tapioca

A form of sex where you get inflated with pudding untill you poop usually after you get butt fucked in a pool of pudding as you know the iceing on the cake.

"Hey what are you doing today?"
"My husband is giving me a happy tapioca tonight!"

by Cuming in your mother March 15, 2022

cyanide and happiness

the greatest, funniest wecomic around, created by god herself and handed down to the explosm crew, if you havent seen it yet, then your a failure at life and need to adress the problem immediately, also get laid you fat ugly bastard.

one time i read cyanide and happiness and pissed myself laughing so hard. then i ate some cheese wizz, that shit is the mad note.

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

happy slap

Youths trying to act rude can be most male and female randomly slapping people either complete strangers or people they know. More recently it is private school kids in London(have been some cases in southend) trying to prove they arent lil rich kids. Started in public schools. After it was made illegal the name has been changed and there are now many different names plus many different variations of how it's done.

Group of boys aged 15 approach me from behind nd happy slap me. i spin round, grab the phone and through it under a passing bus. Phone completely crushed. Me laughing.

by casual April 7, 2005

Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010