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Someone who intentionally confuses people about their gender over the internet. In real life a typical hupples is a young, fat, gay, male who desperately wants to be a woman, but can't afford the surgery. Fooling people over internet and whoring attention is one of the few ways a hupples can feel better about the fact it will never have a vagina.
Bill: I have this friend who pretends be a girl on the internet. He's fat with acne.
John: He sounds like a typical hupples.
John: He sounds like a typical hupples.
by AnonGT May 13, 2009
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John was happiless after Sally had left him.
John was happiless after Sally had left him.
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Get the Happlesful mug.a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.
From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.
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#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.
#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.
#1: I know, I know.
#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.
#1: I know, I know.
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