happles

happy + apples = happles

bob -happles

jane -what?

bob -happyness + apples = happles, durrr

happles by james hogan October 3, 2007

hand happies 

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably

I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!

hand happies by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020

Hupples 

Someone who intentionally confuses people about their gender over the internet. In real life a typical hupples is a young, fat, gay, male who desperately wants to be a woman, but can't afford the surgery. Fooling people over internet and whoring attention is one of the few ways a hupples can feel better about the fact it will never have a vagina.

Bill: I have this friend who pretends be a girl on the internet. He's fat with acne.

John: He sounds like a typical hupples.

Hupples by AnonGT May 13, 2009

Happiless 

To be without happiness

If rainbows, butterflies, and flowers did not exist, I would be happiless.

John was happiless after Sally had left him.

Happiless by minert March 21, 2013

Happlesful 

When you are SUPER filled with happiness. You are happlesful.

I've had such a wonderful day! I'm happlesful!

Happlesful by Assylainurface December 23, 2011

hapless technoweenie 

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

hapless technoweenie by Landon783 January 4, 2014

Hapless 

Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.

#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.

Hapless by Clorox eater December 15, 2009