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Teen Titans Go 

A show on Cartoon Network (later Teen Titans Go Network) that premiered in 2013. It is about five teenaged superheros who fight crime, but usually we look into what the five superheros are doing when not fighting crime. It is spammed on the network, and even had a marathon on the week of Christmas 2017 that made it take up 99% of the schedule.
I am not a fan of Teen Titans Go, but it’s okay if you are.
Teen Titans Go by All4Anne July 24, 2018
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teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.
When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.
teen cream by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

teen toxing 

girl1: Man, teen toxing is becoming more and more popular now a days.
girl2: I know! Did you watch what happend on WWYD?
teen toxing by himan1025 March 17, 2013

Teen dad 

Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.
Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut
Teen dad by KhloeAshton November 21, 2018

teen titans 

comedic drama targeted for young groups but enjoyed by all ages. took off from an old comic book in the 60s. might seem stupid to begin with, but very adicting.
robin- martial arts champion, obsessed with winning and protecting poeple, once worked for batman, very seriouse but can have fun.
beast boy- funny guy, green dude, kind of a screw up, likes to have fun, can change into any animal, bug, or germ. can be seriouse if needed.
starfire- alein not quite used to earth customs let alone slang or history. very smart in science and the universe. strong, can trow star bolts that explode on empact, can fly. loves learning new things and being with her friends.
cyborg- bio-mechanical human aquipt with a variety of weapons and tools. very sporty, very strong, very good fighter, doesnt like to lose or to be made a fool of, likes music, vedio games, and his car.
raven- dark, but has a light side. cant go crazy with emotions especially anger, or she will lose control and just kill everyone. really doesnt like to be considered creepy. enjoys reading, meditating, being with friends. bad bad bad past with evil deamon rapist father.

all in all, a good series, tho might seem lame to some, acually has good story lines, arcs, humor, and drama.
raven- "evil beware, we have waffels."
teen titans by MK April 1, 2005

Teen Kelly 

The hottest camwhore this side of the intraweb.
I fapped to Teen Kelly 15 times in the last 12 minutes!
Teen Kelly by Tchaiz February 23, 2004

teen-taxi 

Any person, either an adult or another teen, that is constantly used as a means of transportation by those too young to drive.

Often, when a teenager acquires a license, he or she becomes a host body for leeching peers that have not yet attained a license themselves.

Older adult drivers and parents may find themselves in this unfortunate situation as well.

How to avoid becoming a teen taxi:
1. Drive a small car with less room, and remove passenger seats.
2. Drive erratically and establish a reputation of recklessness with teens.
3. Avoid having children.
4. Intentionally disable your vehicle when picking up teens. Be sure their friends see them, and honk the horn to further the embarrassment.
"Sorry, I can't be there, my kid and his friends are using me as a teen-taxi later."

"My sophomore friends found out about my new car, and now I'm a teen-taxi."