shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

shloop

saggy black girl tits

that nigga got some shloops!!!

by michael zyerbeak October 21, 2008

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

Shloop

To drop a gentle hint during conversation about something that you want to be asked in more detail about, but do not want to change the subject to by yourself.

A serial shlooper would keep mentioning the name of someone they fancy, so that others will start to talk about her/him.

by James December 22, 2003

shloomped

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

shloomer

The longest fry in your french fry carton.

I went to Mickey Dee's and my brother saved the shloomer as his last french fry.

by TeeDee7 October 18, 2008