Oatmeal Dribble

Busting your thick nut load all over her chin and then kicking back and watching it dribble on down her neck and chest.

I gave Rachel the oatmeal dribble.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

optometrimistic

When one is optimistic about their optometrist's diagnosis of their eye problem; providing a solution to their blurry vision by way of prescription glasses.

After experiencing blurry vision for years, I am now optometrimistic for a clear and bright future! I finally saw the optometrist and am getting a set of glasses. Sexy librarian look, here I come!

by GlazeHer September 16, 2022

Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).

Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.

by tills November 25, 2013

Succión de Ortomark

It is sometimes used in French, but more commonly used in English to refer to something that was really pleasant to do.

Yesterday I met with him and it was succión de ortomark

by Samataopaco February 2, 2022

Oatmeal on a Wall

Lumpy, saggy breasts, having the appearance of oozing down her chest like oatmeal sliding down a wall.

Q: How was your date last night?
A: Dude, her boobs were like oatmeal on a wall.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"

What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

by JFreshReed February 6, 2010

oatmeal muncher

Dirty hippie, most-likely lives around other dirty hippies somewhere in Colorado.

Did you see those oatmeal munchers at the political march.

by Rexual B. January 3, 2009