Crotch Grinders

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

by sparhavoc October 08, 2016

Mr. Taco

A chain of hole-in-the-wall taco restaurants in southern California, famous for producing life-changing diarrhea in those who bravely consume it's menu items.

Mr. Taco gave me the most amazing case of Fire Hose Ass I have ever experienced.

by sparhavoc October 09, 2016

Fuckdud

A girl who is hot, flirty, lively and sexy when clothed, but once you get her in bed, she's like a warm ham with a pulse.

That girl Shawonka sure has the curves and knows she's a fine piece of ass, but bro - what a fuckdud. It was like an extra pink corpse in my bed.

by sparhavoc September 09, 2018

Spoot

Spoon toot. When the little spoon farts into the big spoons crotch.

How was the date with Mary?
Eh... it was ok. She spooted on me all night. Kinda weird.

by sparhavoc November 13, 2016

Oatmeal on a Wall

Lumpy, saggy breasts, having the appearance of oozing down her chest like oatmeal sliding down a wall.

Q: How was your date last night?
A: Dude, her boobs were like oatmeal on a wall.

by sparhavoc October 08, 2016

Shawonka

Generic term for a black southern female.

Shit man, Louisiana sure does have a lot of Shawonkas...

by sparhavoc October 08, 2016

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 08, 2016