Madness

1.) To be mad
2.) The ultimate Ska band of the 80's, consisting of Chas smash, Bedders, Barzo, Chrissy Boy, Thommo, Woody, and ofcourse Suggs

"I've been saving up my money for a very long time. I'm very glad I have enough for Madness' Christmas tour this December."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

mayfest

The greatest day at Syracuse University

Student1: What you doing today?
Student2: Its mayfest, I'm going to drink till I puke on the sidewalk
Student1: I love mayfest

by DrinkTillYouPuke April 21, 2009

Meal Swipe Madness

Every Saturday at SUNY Albany, everything in the campus center is meal swipe-able at 4pm hence the popular term meal swipe madness. Also used on Thursdays because the meal plan resets itself so you have to use or lose all your left over meal swipes.

Ashley: Are you going to meal swipe madness?!

Sammy: Of course!!!

Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!

by brookpatonhailie August 28, 2010

Mamnesia

mammary + amnesia = When a guy has been single for so long he forgets what a titty feels like in the hand.

Man I haven't touched a girl in so long I think I got Mamnesia.

by shcniper December 11, 2019

Billy Mayes-ified

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.

He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.

by bored7 July 6, 2009

Sack Madness

When one stretches their entire ball sack over a persons face. Sack Madness is also referred to as "The Mask of Sorrows" "The Masquerade" "A Louisville Fruit Roll Up" "The Stretch Sack-Strong" and "The PW Scallopini"

He sure knows how to treat a woman to some Sack Madness." or "We had sex last night and Sack Madness was most definitely on the menu.

by PGW April 13, 2011

May Madness

During the month of May, a legendary contest is held among men across the globe. You must jerk off once on day 1, twice on day 2, three times on day 3 and so on up until May 31st. You try to make it as far as you can into the month without giving up.

Dude today is day 20 of May Madness and I feel like my dick is gonna fall off.

by maymadnessguy April 22, 2009