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The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".
Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby
by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".
Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby
by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006
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The Meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh turd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall glass of bloody urine to wash it down. It is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. Only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. It is mainly used as a 'choice' while playing the infamous "Would You Rather.." game with your buddies.
Tyler: Dude, let's play "Would You Rather..."
Eric: Ok, you start.
Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?
Eric: The meal by far dude!
by Dean Novotny February 05, 2008
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