joe macchia

joe macchia is a kid who is nice,but also mean.If joe macchia says something he will do it no matter what it takes.If his best friend is hurt he helps,if a girl is being harassed he stands up no matter what.He is also a simp for girls.

that kid is litrally a joe macchia

by notjoemacchia November 7, 2020

Ralph Macchio

Ralph Macchio is very attractive, especially in the 80s and 90s. He’s stared in some great movies but most importantly, he’s hot . RALPHY my bae <3

Ralph Macchio solos your favs

by Ilovedaniellarusso February 24, 2022

macchened

A sudden and unexpected stoppage of a computer system, network, system interface or data feed generally caused by a direct, secretive or unexplained change to a production environment. Often times the problem can just go away on its own.

You have been macchened when you are causally going about using a computer system to do your normal daily processing when all of a sudden the lights dim, the systems grind to a halt and everyone is looking at each other as if to say what the heck happened. It's that moment when you know you have been macchened.

by U Jean Ripper March 5, 2010

fu manchu

a kickass piece of hair on your face .. a lot of bikers and kickass ninjas have it!

uncle mike your fumanchu is rockin' like a sploosh bar!

by Killer Napkins December 24, 2003

macchew peanut

Macchew Peanut, also known as Matthew the peanut, Macchew Picchu, Macchew, Dr Macchew Peanut is a nickname for people named Matthew who are peanut brains. They are also very German.

Me: Hi Matthew
Matthew: It's Dr Macchew Peanut to you.

by jasm1neee November 17, 2019

Fu Manchu

Literally 'ax qing dynasty'. Fu means axe, Manchu is shorthand for the Qing dynasty that ruled China before rabid nationalists took over on 11 Oct 1911. Thus, fu manchu is like saying 'cut off your pigtails' because queues (stupid pigtail things) were the symbol of the Qing's authority in their rule, all China dudes had to wear them as a subordinate thing. So, its very political, its an expression of dissent even. Hate-fuelled Qing hatred.

"Come here you stupid Manchurian i'm gonna ax your queues"

by Lawson September 18, 2005

McChurger

A McChurger is the most tasty, yet dangerous sandwich one could ever get from McDonalds, or anywhere for that matter. It is made from a McChicken and a Double Cheeseburger. You stick the entire McChicken sandwich (bun and all) in between the two patties of the Double Cheeseburger.
BBQ sauce is encouraged, but not required.

Many people often have a heartattack before they are able to finish the beast.

Cramps, fatigue, food babies, vomiting and diarrhea are common side effects among survivors.

Bob: "I just got a call from the hospital, my brother just had a heart attack"

Jimbo: "He's only 20! How did this happen?"

Bob: "He's had one too many McChurgers"

Jimbo: "I think it's time for a McChurvention, and fast!"

by McFatass March 12, 2009