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macchened 

A sudden and unexpected stoppage of a computer system, network, system interface or data feed generally caused by a direct, secretive or unexplained change to a production environment. Often times the problem can just go away on its own.
You have been macchened when you are causally going about using a computer system to do your normal daily processing when all of a sudden the lights dim, the systems grind to a halt and everyone is looking at each other as if to say what the heck happened. It's that moment when you know you have been macchened.
macchened by U Jean Ripper March 5, 2010
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time machined 

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
time machined by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010

macheted 

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.
I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.
"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."
washing-machined by elektra902 June 21, 2009

maschendrohtzaun 

other german word for fence
did u jump over that maschendrohtzaun...
yeah dude i ripped my pants when i did it...
maschendrohtzaun by shhasta January 27, 2009

Machendilous 

When someone does something, mostly a performance and you find it cool.
Yo that was a machendilous performance!!
Machendilous by vampiemyu December 6, 2022

machined 

Taken apart
She machined that fish!
machined by Coco135 May 23, 2016
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