resi-dook

The residual poop inside the anus even after wiping and thinking you're clean from defecating. The toilet paper is clean and you feel as your butthole is clean, but you're actually not.

The after effects of resi-dook is when your butthole itches and sweats from trying to clean itself. You need to go and re-wipe to help rid the resi-dook.

I took a huge dump an hour or two ago, and now my butthole itches and is all sweaty from the resi-dook inside. I need to re-wipe!!

by dougied666 November 19, 2012

fook a dook

literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.

Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

dook nuke

When you take a dook that utterly destroys the inside of your toilet and leaves the inside of the bathroom and the surrounding 25 ft of the bathroom smelling like sin.

Dude, stay outta the bathroom! Andrew just dook nuked it up again!

by Mephibosheth1 July 15, 2011

liquidy dook

When your poop is like a chocolate milkshake and slides with very much ease out of the anus.

"I can't have any more milkshakes from steak n shake because I've had liquidy dooks for a week now."

by Treyfus July 1, 2005

fat dook

A log of shit that's the size of Schwarzenegger's forearm.

Curtis, 'After thanksgiving dinner I always need to drop a fat dook.'

Ian, 'Be sure to post a pic on Facebook.'

by AceA February 19, 2014

dook poopem

(n) A fecal tribute to the computer game series Duke Nukem that fills the entire toilet bowl with excrement.

Shit is about to explode out of my asshole; I need to take a dook poopem.

by K Deezey December 2, 2011

Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.

"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."

by psychobiological April 18, 2010