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closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !
She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!
by Lawles April 22, 2017
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Academic Donkey

A person who takes care of a girl and does everything for her in school such as Assignments, projects and also buys her food but doesn't benefit from it...
That guy does everything that girl wants and she doesn't seem to love him, I think he is her Academic Donkey
by @Abbakrr March 1, 2019
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Sports Donkey

Someone that likes sports too much. Probably single and will have a gambling problem.
Barry's a Sports Donkey Nancy...do NOT go out with him again. He'll ruin your life.
by Lochlin Cross May 22, 2020
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humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008
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Donk Limp

A condition characterized by impaired walking in which a girl's badonk is so large that it obstructs her ability to walk in a regular manner. It also may cause her to lean forward when walking, thus her torso displaces the weight she's carrying on the rear end.
As Trevor was walking behind A-Train in the hallway admiring her supple badonk, he noticed that she had a distinct donk limp.
by Hasselhoff Ranger August 10, 2008
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donkaments

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
by the christ November 20, 2007
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kiss a donkey

In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 9, 2022
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