the piper

A mythological or fictional being that collects dues while playing the flute after an evening of heavy alcohol or drug use. Bringer of the hangover.

(1) I woke up with a very bad headache, I felt nauseous, and I think I saw the piper in my kitchen. (2) On the way home from 111 Minna, I could hear the faint sound of his zampona and I knew I'd have to pay the piper.

by Montgomery & Piper August 26, 2007

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

by 4 June 26, 2004

the pits

something that sucks

dude, that new movie's the pits, huh??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

in the pipeline

If something is in the pipeline, it is not ready yet, but its arrival is expected soon.

The firm will stop all projects in the pipeline so it can cut down financing needs.

by cherry_pie December 14, 2008

come throw the pipe

“piping” someone means fucking them

And we got a lotta time (time)
Baby, come throw the pipe (pipe)

by comfy user November 2, 2021

The Pip Scott Claw

an action created where the hand is raised in the shape of a "claw" by ones self and thrown around another persons neck or body, in order to ensnare them and prevent escape whilst going in for the kiss.

Man 1: He's got the Pip Scott Claw ready!

Man 2: He is definitely going to get with her!

by goodkingwensles December 6, 2011