When you are either

a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3
a:guy:lets do it

girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser

nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf

friend:then ur not ready to have a bf
by Carly Hemsworth April 10, 2012
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1) Someone who is ready to fuck or be fucked.
2) Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

This coming from that crazy foo, PHIL.
1) This chic looked at me from across the room, looked me up an down, and walked all Hollywood-like to me. Ooooo...she READY.

2) If she ask me what my name is? Pss...mah READY name is Joey.
by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003
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1.) Crack cocaine. "Ready" is contrasted to "Raw", where Ready is the cooked and smokeable form of cocaine, Raw refers to the pure powder form (but may also refer to heroin or sometimes other unrefined drugs).

Keep this in mind when you're trying to score in the ghetto.

2.) More common among non-fiends, "Ready" is usually used to describe a level of sexual awareness and anticipation.
ex 1.) We went down to the ghetto to cop some H, but all we could find was ready.

ex 2.) My girl left me cause she was wet and ready, but I was nodding so hard I just didn't give a fuck. Oh well, now I just slam more.
by iwritethingstoo September 21, 2009
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Tube passenger 1: "Come with us, man."
Tube passenger 2: "Nah, low on readies, man."
by CougarSW2 December 09, 2004
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1. hot, attractive, sexy, to look good.

2. not good. not kosher. doesn't sit well with you.

3. to have sex.
1. Ooooh, he is so ready.
Girl, what are you wearing to the club? You're gonna wear that? Girl, You ARE READY!

2. He stood me up. That is so NOT ready!

3. Present. I wanna get ready with you
Past: Last night he came over and we got READY.
by Sophique October 26, 2005
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