Shitflixing

Watching Netflix while using the restroom, most likely on your phone.

Yo, the other day I was shitflixing. I got through like three episodes of Bates Motel.

by ryannoyance April 13, 2017

Shitflix

A term that should be used whenever Netflix puts out a shit original.

"Hey did you the new Shitflix Original Thunder Force."

by RippidyRap April 30, 2021

shitfuckcuntbitch

chewing gum in the hall way

fucking the shit out of a bitch with a gaping pussy and vaginal fluids seep through the pussy while fucking

dude, i shitfuckcuntbitched marisa the other night.
ew dude, wtf

by joe blowed69dicks February 13, 2010

shitfuck

Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.

-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.

by Red D April 15, 2008

Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".

Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks

by JPhilleh July 5, 2010

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005

shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006