Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".

Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks

by JPhilleh June 30, 2010

shitdickness

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

by jumbo921 March 08, 2010

shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

by iggymessedup December 16, 2016

Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness

You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker

by DerpDeDurr October 18, 2009

shitdick

Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.

What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

shitdick

when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras

"i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the arse, and got poopdick!"

by condomkid September 19, 2003

Shitdick

A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.

I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.

by Red Cross November 16, 2013