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anal swab my back

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.
by lada October 7, 2005
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Korean Finger Swab

The act of inserting a cotton swab into a women's ear, so when the male ejaculates into her ear, the seamen doesn't drip down into her brain. After, he takes the cotton swab and shoves it into her throat as he pushes farther down her throat by deepthroating her. Finally, she gets fingered in every hole by 5 different men.
I gave your wife a Korean Finger Swab last night.
by asfasdfasdfads February 14, 2007
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Boob Swab

Taking a large boob dipped in personal lubricant and swabbing it through the womans clit.

Another way of relieving menstruation from occurring.
Jenny: 'It's about that time of the month!'

Ivana Rooster: 'Better start boob swabbin'!!!'
by Igor Jatce November 9, 2009
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cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
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bottom swab

to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently 'swab' ones bot bot. A dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.
"swab the poopdeck".

"your mother is such a bottom swab".
by dirtydutch69 November 21, 2010
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Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
by ZORG April 5, 2015
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knob swab

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers
by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015
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