Often stereotyped, California is a case study of why real-world liberalism screws you in the end. The state is nearly bankrupt from 30 years of mismanagement by a legislature more interested in appeasing special-interest groups than actually running the damn state, and makred by high taxes, insane cost of living, and a political system slightly more pleasing than a bucket of manure. The complete cluelessness of the general public ensures that the process will continue ad nauseum, until all the people with any sense (and money) leave and California becomes known as the one state poorer and more ridiculed than Alabama.
Also a good example of the sheer stupidity of many corporations because they actually voluntarily choose to move out here.
Also a good example of the sheer stupidity of many corporations because they actually voluntarily choose to move out here.
"I don't mind living in a double-wide that costs $300K, paying 50% taxes, obscene utility bills, or $3.00 per gallon gas thanks to the incompetent legislature *I* elected because the weather is sooooo nice out here."
by Bogus January 9, 2005
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california-definatly not the golden state
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
Get the california mug.State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
by darkbluerabbit September 22, 2008
Get the california mug.The main hq for liberal beliefs and socialism in the United States. Their state government is very deeply in debt and wants to have the the rest of the states bail them out. Colleges in cali are the breeding grounds for sjws.
Good thing Trump won the election! If Hillary had won the USA would be like cali, covered in shit and needles.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
by Dositio June 29, 2018
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California has Orange County.
California has Orange County.
by Zakamaru June 5, 2007
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most important detail is, is that this is the home of ROB DYRDEK
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cali has hollywood,seworld,universal studios,six flags,disney world
florida has to go and steal our spotlight from us so i call them our imperfect duplicate of california
most important detail is, is that this is the home of ROB DYRDEK
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cali has hollywood,seworld,universal studios,six flags,disney world
florida has to go and steal our spotlight from us so i call them our imperfect duplicate of california
by Angelica4191994 April 6, 2008
Get the california mug.CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!
by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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