rubber chicken circuit

The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.

Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election

rubber chicken circuit by addasdasfgaf November 9, 2006

Rube Goldberg

An unlikely and absurdly designed machine intended to perform a simple function in the most complicated and indirect way. Named in honor of Reuben Lucius Goldberg (1883-1970), an engineer with the City of San Francisco Water and Sewers Department who became a Pulitzer-Prize winning cartoonist, sculptor and author. His long-running comic strip, "Inventions", displayed many such devices of his own design.

My Grandfather built his own fuel injector with a Rube Goldberg set-up made of old plumbing parts.

Rube Goldberg by Unidyne December 29, 2003

Rubaphire 

Rubaphire is cartoon network's first gay couple. Two tiny, cute lesbians who are desperately in love with eachother. Their fusion garnet, is always cracking jokes about their love. Steven universe is the gayest show by far.

Jenny whispered, "My otp is rubaphire."

"No way!" Says Claire, "Garnet is waaayy too gay."

Rubaphire by Thegayestgirlincartoons July 15, 2015

Ruby Martinez 

Ruby Martinez is the cutest human being in the world that deserves better! All he wanted was for Olivia, Monse, Jamal, and Cesar to be happy! But Cesar didn’t shoot

“Ruby wanted to make everyone happy! RUBY MARTINEZ DESERVES BETTER!”

Ruby Martinez by Ruben.Martinez May 29, 2018

mike ruby 

the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!

TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!

mike ruby by titrod2144 December 17, 2009

mark rubel 

The best damn educator alive. Some define Mark Rubel as the god of the audio world. He owns his own studio (pogo studio) based in Nashville TN. As well as being a kick ass audio engineer, he is also a registered weapon/ wizard. His cusinne of choice is anything that doesn't involve meat, as he is a vegetarian/ animal lover.

Man: I'm lucky to have a professor like Mark Rubel

mark rubel by Definitiiiiion September 18, 2018

real rubbernecking 

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck

when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking

real rubbernecking by phantom negromante May 23, 2019