Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

dildo dildo

2 times the normal dildo. 2 times the fun

I like dildo dildo's

by Big Boi Luke June 1, 2018

Dildo breath

Fake dick sucking bitch.

My business is none of yours dildo breath.

by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Dildo

It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.

ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS

Your mom uses a dildo
haha jk

by idkwhoiambut...hereiam March 18, 2020

auto dildo

An automatic dildo that goes in and out

I used my auto dildo today daddy!

by DAT boi 115 January 24, 2017

Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.

Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!

by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019