pigheaded dildo 

A useless person.

My husband is a pigheaded dildo. He can't do anything right.

pigheaded dildo by 13eautiful December 10, 2011

walrus dildo 

the most satisfying dildo ever created

Google walrus dildo and click on google images. You'll thank me later.

walrus dildo by gronaldo44 January 16, 2017

atomic dildo 

A dildo so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans penis turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the Blue Droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it's like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her vagina lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. Accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.The user and evrey one within the five mile radius Is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. Rumored to be in some random Mexican Lawnmower stache.

I think someone just used the Atomic Dildo *dick explodes*
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison

atomic dildo by SuperWordMan March 30, 2015

Nature's Dildo 

The penis of a man interested only in sex and tries to get it as soon as possible in a relationship.

If your in the mood for some sex, try hooking up with Tom! He's nature's dildo!

Nature's Dildo by Escritor June 11, 2011

reverse dildo 

Inserting the reverse end of the dildo into a woman's anus.

"Pete said that he did a reverse dildo on Vanessa the other night! Damn!"

reverse dildo by Mark Puban January 26, 2014

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

Inflatable Pocket Dildo by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

strong dildo 

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot

a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole

strong dildo by amerx6444 March 14, 2010