Mustache rag

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.

Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.

by Blunt09 December 23, 2009

cunt rag

undergarment see underwear

i forgot to wear my cunt rag

by veryspecialperson December 28, 2005

Head Rag

When you wake up in the morning and piss and miss, the toilet really bad, the only thing you think of to wipe up the mess is the most hated girl you know. You grab her head and wipe up the mess all around the toilet especialy behind it.

Guys, I missed the toilet again!!! Where is head Rag..... DANI!!!

by Bause Dragon May 21, 2011

hole rag

1. A disposable apparatus use to soak up the bloody drainage from a female's monthly cycle.

2. A stupid human being who's only worthwhile purpose for existing is to perform the aforementioned service.

"You are a complete tool, you stupid, motherfuckin' hole rag!"

by Amy P. August 24, 2004

[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.

Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!

by Supersouthby November 2, 2008

mutt rag

a rag used to clean up kent juice, queef juice, spilt beer, chesse farts.

Ted haus me that mutt rag so I can clean up all your moms kent juice

by Teddy Chester Chesee January 21, 2009

Green Rag

When a woman who's menstruating covers her tampon in THC so she can get high quicker

Guy 1 - Man, my girl is fuckin the math teacher...

Guy 2 - I hope you hit her faster than a Green Rag

by High King Saget December 17, 2008