Panic Buy

Stupid twats who buy up shit when they dont need it cause they see others doing on TV

Wankers were panic buying today because of a shite rumour and TV

by mhgh9 August 21, 2012

panzey

A ridiculus fucktard that is dumber than a penguin that got dropped as a baby and hit on the head by a big rock off his own throwing.

"Moris look at the giant panzey's"-King Julian from madagascar.

by MasterDeadP May 31, 2016

pandemania

Pandemania is the general term for when a society has had enough of dealing with the effects of a lingering pandemic and it goes full-tilt! People are scared, loved ones dying, businesses shuttered, all the while politicians are quacking. It’s mania. It’s pandemania!

Pandemania is also poem written in 2013 by Daniel Halpern. It defines sentiments today!

“COVID-19 is driving me crazy. I’m tired of all the BS. It’s pandemania!” “Yeah, it’s a real ‘shit-show’ out there.”

by Danno251 May 26, 2020

Pant sniffer

A term which refers to a person who has a strong interest, even obsessive, in niche subjects. This interest may be not understood by the general public. Also referred to as a nerd or anorak.

The steam train went under the bridge. All the pant sniffers were there taking photos.

by Got the trots August 30, 2020

Pansexual Agenda

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010