When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww
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The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009
Get the slump jump mug.When fucking a girl in the vagina, and you in one sly, dastardly, and courageous movement you remove the penis from the vagina, and instantly slip it into her asshole.
*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep
*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep
by mr_jim February 7, 2010
Get the burrow jump mug.spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
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Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.
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You: U comin thru tonite ta help us out?
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.
You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!
Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.
You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!
Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!
by B-Rob3000 March 15, 2011
Get the On jump mug.When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011
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