by Brandon Olsen May 27, 2008
Get the hoodies in summer mug.The negative and low lying nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to weak, effeminate men, raised in a matriarchal/late stage single mother society and culture that is devoid of any logic, rational thought, and benefit to the male agent. Activity that is to the sole benefit of women and not the male agents in question regardless of negative and positive outcomes.
The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
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Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.
by Dwyane Darden August 5, 2007
Get the summer bunnies mug.Just another boy band for teen girls to drool over. They got famous after touring with another boy band, One Direction.
To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.
The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.
To claim this is not a boy band because "they play instruments" is just a way for their "fans" to justify their infatuation with another group of attractive boys.
The real reason for the band's popularity lies in their ability to be good looking and create generic pop hooks. Just like every boy band, ever.
OMG 5SOS! They play instruments!! No band has ever done that before!!!!!!!!!
5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.
5 seconds of summer? More like 5 seconds of suck.
by statesman May 23, 2014
Get the 5 seconds of summer mug.Another manufactured boy band thrown together by a money-hungry corporation to get a quick buck off gullible 10 year old girls. Much like One Direction, they're songs are the same thing: make an anonymous compliment to some girl, so every 10 year old girl on the planet will go: "OMG! He said that to me! I have to go buy more overpriced 5SOS merchandise now!" And that is the goal of these people. They're fans say, "They're not a boy band! They play instruments! Boy bands don't play instruments!" Yeah, honey, they do. They can't play them WELL. But they do play them. So does OneRepublic, and they're a shitty boy band.
Fangirl: "OH. MY. GOD! 5 Seconds of Summer released their new EP! And it's only $340! Can I get it mom?! They also have this new 5SOS jacket! It's only $150!"
by ledzeppelin1 August 19, 2014
Get the 5 Seconds of Summer mug.Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?
Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!
Dude1: Fuck yeah!
Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!
Dude1: Fuck yeah!
by Cruciverbalist June 21, 2007
Get the Sex Summer mug.That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!
Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.
Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.
by Jim August 27, 2003
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