Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010

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hawk tuaw

The sound you make when you spit on that thang

You got to hawk tuaw!

by Urbandicologist June 17, 2024

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Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 30, 2022

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hawk and jawk

when you hawk tuah spit on that thang and jawk (jerk) it til a man nuts

i gave my homie travis kelce the hawk and jawk before the super bowl

by scoobydoopoppop1 December 03, 2024

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Gam Gam Hawk Tuah!!

Gam Gam Hawk Tuah is essentially when someone gets hawk tuah from their gam gam grandma (AKA Buby,Boobster, Gam Meister) and a dog named peanut will join in, this is known as the Peanut Butter Method.

Jonah if you don't be quiet your getting Gam Gam Hawk Tuah!! with Micah, Mrs shapiro, and Colby.

by Jonahthesmegmeister December 23, 2024

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