meowsician 

A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".

The meowsician meowed beautiful meowsic for me-hours at the Royal Meowlbert Hall, earning 1 meowllian dollars as compensation, thanks to the Meowsician's Union's protections.

meowsician by mixuslaxus May 5, 2024

meowsician 

A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".

The meowsician meowed beautiful meowsic for me-hours at the Royal Meowlbert Hall, earning 1 meowllian dollars as compensation, thanks to the Meowsician's Union's protections.

meowsician by mixuslaxus May 5, 2024

Moosical Moosician 

A person who sings so bad it sounds like cows mooing.

Cig: Can you hear that person singing? It sounds like a moo.
Kig: Yes, they are a Moosical Moosician.

Moosical Moosician by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

Moosical Moosician 

A musician that is so terrible at normal singing they sound like cows mooing.

Cig: Did you hear that strange noise coming from the music room?
Kig: Yes, its someone singing.
Cig: It resembles a moo. They must be a Moosical Moosician!

Moosical Moosician by Rat-on-legs June 8, 2018

meowsical 

the most annoying toy on the planet- it consists of a keyboard that sings different notes of "meow"

Helen: get me that meowsical!
jake: HELL TO THE NO
Helen: looks like jake isn't getting laid
Jake: fine..

meowsical by boowi2 April 7, 2012

meowsica 

a cat harp

I'm going to go play that meowsica over there...

meowsica by turtlederp78 December 24, 2023