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Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)
Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.
by weg m January 7, 2013
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Twitter

Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter
"Bro, I hate Twitter."

"Everyone does, it's shit."
by DeltaWave November 30, 2020
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Twitter

A social media platform with millions of users, most of them are entitled, racist and sexist karens, k-pop stans, toxic anime fans, and so on. Twitter is known for "cancel culture" which implies that a group of twitter users would try to cancel popular content since it triggered them because it's "RaCiSt, SeXiSt, or HoMoPhObiC"; or it made one simple mistake that irritated them.

In order for them to "cancel culture", they would send death threats, encourage suicide, or discriminate one or more groups that had a different opinion from them, which is only natural for humans to have different opinions to each other.

Half of Twitter users aren't like them though, they would only mind their business, discuss their own topic, and won't actually participate in cancelling culture. It's kind of like society in one place, half of them are nice to each other, while the other half would discriminate and hate.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Jack? he got harassed by Twitter users again.

Guy 2: Again?! What tf did he say again this time in that godforsaken place?
Guy 1: He just said that his favorite character in his favorite tv show is straight, and some toxic fans said "hE's MaRRiEd tO HiS cHiLdhOOd bUlLy, aRe yOu rETarDed?! iT's cANoN!!!" and Jack said he still gets death threats

Guy 2: Damn, he should stop posting his personal opinions online for his own sake.
by haha pseudonym go brr February 18, 2021
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Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
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Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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Twitter

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."
by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022
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twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020
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