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Bare Minimum Twitter

People who are easily impressed, if not infatuated, by basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, being nice, etc.
Bare Minimum Twitter be like: He can cook?? Marry him sis there aren't many left!!!
by wokeassbitch00 January 26, 2018
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Sonic Twitter

The definition of hypocrisy, in this place nobody will accept your opinion, and you HAVE to like 3&k or else they’ll hunt you down. Also for some reason everybody idolizes people with over 2k followers. Arguing with people here is like talking to a brick wall.
Please get me out of sonic twitter, it’s just endless debates about sonics models and endless arguments.
by rouge-q October 28, 2020
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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
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by fgv January 31, 2022
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Fiat 500 Twitter

Basically just the chavs of twitter, mainly white girls age 16-25 tweeting about love island, how badly they want a nandos, or how their boyfriends been shagging some other girl for the past month, they often put "x" at the end of their tweets because they somehow think that its really funny. They pretty much all have insane amounts of fake tan, they're the type of people that think ordering spicy food is a personality trait.

Fiat 500 twitter HQ is Chelmsford, Essex.
"don't care what anyone says😩 i just think airports are bangin like🔥 6am maccies with the girls before ibiza😍 it'd make you want to not even go on holidays and just stay at the airport ❤️" - fiat 500 twitter

"I’m available for a date Friday if anyone wants to take me on one x"

"Convinced boys pretend to like beer x"
by Azai July 13, 2020
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Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic British white girls who tweet about various topics including how they'd kill for a Chinese/McDonalds,boys, hangovers, slug and lettuce and Love Island. For some reason their generic tweets usually reach at least 10k likes.

Easy to spot as their profile picture is usually them posing in their parents' kitchen before a night out.
Fiat 500 Twitter: Omg I love it when my man treats me to a McDonalds x
20,000 likes
by imakedefinitions21 February 7, 2022
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Woke Twitter

To have the same views on sensitive subjects held by McDonalds and all the elites you are supposedly against but still consider yourself a rebel and believe you are in a movement for change and love and not just being used to destroy or replace something.

Often has high viewership and likes, many aggressive followers, and loves to use clapping hands. May or may not support violence when opposing views are considered Nazis by said elites or 'more woke' accounts.
Woke Twitter in Action

Person 1: Borders may in fact prevent some illegal immigration. And I do think there are racial differences in people....

Woke person 1: Borders are a mechanism to divide perceived racial groups based on hatred and must be removed for societies to thrive and prevention of separating children from families. It is also an egregious attack on the economy as infinity wage slave immigrants will be used to prop up our society through taxation. Race doesn't exist.

Woker Person 2: Supporting borders is akin to Adolf Hitler and Nazis in early stages wanting to separate the Jewish population from the German population. It is also the cause of many historical wars. It is a precursor to fascism and will only lead to violence. Immigration is about love and friendship, when a small group of immigrants attain a visible amount of power they should be lionized as the American dream so the rest of the immigrants don't realize they never will. Race doesn't exist and is contradictory to this and must be denied at all costs because knowledge of evolutionary traits and differences can cause conflict among races and is dangerous thought. Also I don't like white people.

Woke Person 1: CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS
by John Nostalgia October 18, 2019
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nocap twitter

A section of twitter users who purposefully type in all lower case or don't capitalize their sentences properly to appear chill or relaxed. This name heavily applies to iPhone users especially, as it means they must have gone into their settings to purposefully change capitalization or they undo the capitalization as they type. You can see this all through out social media, but Twitter is the most common.
I hate nocap twitter, like, they don't look chill, they look stupid.
by The Massive November 29, 2019
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