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Smokenik 

One who stubbornly refuses to quit smoking, despite graphic health warnings and being under constant attack from smoking bans. One who heroically continues to light up even after being forced to do it outside alone, in the wind and rain.
'small groups of sad faced, stale smelling, smokeniks can be seen outside any office building at 10.15 Monday to Friday'.
Smokenik by Tolerancezone February 18, 2009
Taking the fastest hit and giving a blow job while you keep the smoke in your moth/lungs
Riley gave me the best smoke sex last night.
Smoke sex by Hatooo June 6, 2019

Piss Smoke 

Smoking and taking a Piss with no hands.
"No time to do it sepertly, Piss Smoke , hands are full, sorry you had to see it, but it had to be done"
Piss Smoke by AKA POON February 24, 2009

shoveling smoke 

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
shoveling smoke by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009

booty smoke 

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day
damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!
booty smoke by Crazy68 October 20, 2009

smoke screen 

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.
Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.
smoke screen by Pantaloon February 5, 2008