Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like

Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.

by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020

Fap

To jerk your cock, masturbate.

I had to fap this morning after my long piss.

by Matt Jenks June 27, 2016

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Fap-A-Thon

The action of masturbating for a extended period of time until you recieve friction burns

Jahaziel loves performing his weekly fap-a-thons after James Charles releases a new makeup video.

by A1 Purple December 22, 2024

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

Spinner fap

When you put your penis through a hole in a fidget spinner en spin it while fapping

I spinner fapped so hard last night i can still feel the vshhhhhh

by Zayronca May 22, 2017