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Cardonuialistism

Cardonuialistism (Car-dough-new-e-a-list-ism) or cardonuialistic (Car-dough-new-e-a-list-tick) is the realisation that everything and everyone is going to die and everything is out of control and you mind is going through 50 parallel universes trying to find why this is happening.
John: I think Dave cracked last night, he went through cardonuialistism.
Tommy: I knew something was happening!
by anonymous December 21, 2022
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Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
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Candiotti

A Candiotti is a white man from Chicago who thinks he’s the shit.

He’s right, about 50% of the time.

Watch out if you ever run into him; you’re better just staying out of his way.
Omg! It’s Candiotti! Let’s get out of here!!!
by somewhitebish February 12, 2023
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Cardinal

Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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Cardi B

The Queen of Rap, Even tho she doesn't like being called the Queen of Rap, She is The Queen of Rap, This person is very humble and Rich Also is very kind and has lots of talents, Often hated this is one of the best people ever born in this universe.
The Queen of Rap Cardi b is:
-better than all female artists
-Looks better than all female artists
-raps better than all female rappers
-is funnier than all female artists
-Has a grammy
-Has many trophies
-Has multiple #1 Songs
-Has a lot of money
-Has a lot of cars even tho she can't drive
-Slays
-Devours
-Is a mother
-Owns a collection of multiple Birkin bags
-Has the best fanbase

-Has the best-looking fanbase
-Has many followers on multiple social media
-better than your fav
by Truthbeingsaid March 31, 2023
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Cardiac deployed

Pulse and doc together in a relationship (cardiac deployed)
by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023
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cardiac injection

A person of age range 60-1 who has a needle that they sucked the cardiac juice out of there grandparent with and then injected themselves with it
"My grandpa landed me help with making my cardiac injection
by John Tiplet April 11, 2023
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