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Cardiophobia 

WHEN YO HEART BEAT TOO FAST AND YPURE SCARED OF CHECKING YOUR HEARTRATE
CHLOE HAS CARDIOPHOBIA

cardiophilia

The act of being obsessed with the heart or similar organs.
John: "Hey Bob, I heard Kyle is a cardiophiliac."
Kyle: "The shape and their beating is so arousing, though!"
cardiophilia by Not AstroSoup_ January 27, 2022

Carniphobia 

Fear or phobia of being "Fleishig".
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").
I'm starving. All they had was meat - which I naturally couldn't bring myself to eat because I suffer from a severe case of Carniphobia.
Carniphobia by Ben-adam December 14, 2011

Carpophobia 

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.
She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.
Carpophobia by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011

Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.
“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!
Carbophobiac by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.
Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.
carbophobia by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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