A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person
But is a complete coward in person
(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!
by sensitive94 April 16, 2009
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Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Antonio - hey you got a text message.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
by Rickitson January 19, 2008
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I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.
by ALY79 July 7, 2008
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by maruree July 11, 2006
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Get the messed up mug.A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.
Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
by FattyMatty November 2, 2012
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