askewbies

A combination of "askew" and "boobies". Used to describe breasts thay do not face the same direction. Can happen after a bad breast augmentation.

After plastic surgery, one of Karen's nipples pointed north while the other pointed south east. She has some serious askewbies.

by Stafferty July 11, 2016

Askhole

A person who is asked for advice and does the total opposite.

Jack: Nigga I can never ask you for advice your always doing the opposite. Your a freakin askhole.

by K.dot_ob3 May 25, 2016

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

AskTheFaggot

Originally AskTheFast the cunt burger named himself AskTheFaggot and since then he continues to be called Faggot for the rest of eternity

Yo AskTheFaggot / Yo faggot

by Chinese Walmart February 23, 2017

asker

It is the most beutiful place in Norway. The word "Asker" are coming from all the old ash trees that grow and have been planted there.
If you want don't want to in the city and not on the countryside, then this is the place for you!
"Asker" means beutiful nature and friends

I live in Asker.
Asker is a municipality in Norway, 20 min from Oslo (capital city)
I love the nature of Asker

by Smile: Its your day February 24, 2017

Askhole

A Person who consantly asks for your advice but ALWAYS does the exact oposite of what you told him to do

PersonA: "Man Jim asked me what to get at Subway and I told him to get a 6" Corned Beef and he took a Salad!"
PersonB:"he is such an Askhole!"

by Tsume_Akuma November 26, 2016

Asking For It

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.

"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin January 6, 2017