felch

The act of orally extracting one's own semen from the anus of another.

I would come up with an example, but I am sure it could not top your mental image.

by jaydon33 March 18, 2005

oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

French Fries

1. A deep-fried food made with potato, and originated in Belgium. Bear in mind that the word "French" in the term is a verb, NOT noun.
2. What some ignorant like to call "Freedom Fries"
3. Others simply refer it as fries.

Want some french fries?

by Jack Cheung June 10, 2005

Felch

When a man cums in a womens anus or vagina then sucks the sperm out with his mouth.

Wendy got felched last night.....ugh!!

by Megaman09 April 29, 2009

French Hot Dog

A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.

"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"

by JBPhoto October 23, 2009

French Lick

A game where a group of people, male and female, pick two players to remove their clothes until they are naked and cover their chest and genitalia with whipped cream and everybody else has to pick a spot in one of those areas and lick a portion off until one of the players has little to no whipped cream remaining on their body. It doesn't matter whether the person covered in whipped cream is the same gender as the person who has to lick a section off. There are three levels to the game. In the first level, the two competitors are female. The second level, the competitors are both male. In the final level, the competitors are male and female. The levels can be rotated until every person in the group has been chosen. The game players have a choice about whom they want to lick and there are no boundaries. There are different variants of the game. For example, players can have winners in each level compete against each other until there is one person left as the winner. This game is popular with bi-sexuals, people who are comfortable with their sexuality, or anyone curious enough to experiment the same sex.

Girl #1: "I'm so bored at this party!!"
Boy #1: "I know what you mean!"

Boy #2: "Hey everyone! How about we play French lick?"
Girl #2: "I'm down for it! How about you guys? Wanna play?"

Girl #1: "I don't know...."
Girl #2: "C'mon, you know you wanna!" *starts touching girl's hips*
Girl #1: "Oh, all right! As long as you keep picking me." *smile sexily*
Girl #2: "Oh, I will." *licks lips*

Boy #1: "Sweet!" *brofists boy #2*

by cassylisa October 28, 2012

felch

Many turbojet autopilot systems actually have a button labeled "FLCH" which is clearly pronounced "Felch Mode" by every corporate pilot I know.

For some reason many pilots are happy to discuss "Felch Mode" and why it should not be used.

PNF: We were cleared down to FL340, should I Felch you?
PF: Nah, just use VS mode.

by Cosmo50 February 19, 2008