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(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 01, 2003
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
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A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!
We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 02, 2007
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To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.
Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.
by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006
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sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.
After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.
by Holmeslover February 04, 2004
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The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina
Leanne M likes to felch dogs
by Stephanie F***** August 03, 2004
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