Holy Land 

Holy Land, The area between your balls and butt-hole...Commonly referred to as the gooch.

Ow! I think a spider just bit my holy land!

Holy Land by SHAD0WZOMBIE February 21, 2011

Holy republic of Mormonistan 

What the so called state of Utah actually is.

"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."

Holy republic of Mormonistan by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011

holy potatoes 

A Phrase That People use to express something

HOLY POTATOES! Did you see what Albert Said to Gertrude?

holy potatoes by KaylaMarie October 29, 2007

holy cow 

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

holy cow by sukebe September 19, 2004

holy water 

Holy water is the lube you use when cracking the virgin asshole of a Christian chick. If you like her, like you'd like to retap that again later, then you want to use you know, whatever quality lube you can get from a gas station as your "holy water". If this is an angry tap, like your dad was real religious and you had some bad religious experiences, then your spittle will be the only holy water that chick is getting that night.

I met one of those kooks at the abortion rally. I'm gonna tear that ass up, but I haven't decided what type of holy water to splash on the bitch splitter. I can tell you one thing, I'm really looking forward to cuming in that rectory.

holy water by Fuersty August 17, 2007

holy cheese! 

Used in place of Holy Shit

Holy cheese! She's looser than your mom is!

holy cheese! by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

Holy Booty 

An exclamation for almost anything that could possibly happen.

Holy booty that guy just got his face crushed by a shotput!

Holy Booty by A. Hamm March 16, 2005