A place holy for several different religion like Christianity and its relatives Muhammudanism and Judaism to beat themselves up while saying that God is on their side while God in reality just grabs his chair and popcorn and to see who will win. Pretty much a Clusterfuck.
Meanwhile in the holy land...
Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!
God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!
God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
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Land or territory that is considered or called holy or devoted or dedicated for a spiritual purpose.
Zechariah 2:10-13 (NIV) "Shout and be glad, O Daughter of Zion. For I am coming, and I will live among you," declares the LORD. "Many nations will be joined with the LORD in that day and will become my people. I will live among you and you will know that the LORD Almighty has sent me to you. The LORD will inherit Judah as his portion in the Holy Land and will again choose Jerusalem. Be still before the LORD, all mankind, because he has roused himself from his holy dwelling."
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