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Crotch Held Device 

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.
Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.
Crotch Held Device by 1666 February 23, 2018

crotch shooter 

that little nug of poop that flies out when you cough/fart
I coughed so hard I ended up with a crotch shooter crotch shot

crotch shock 

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.
oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.
crotch shock by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

Crotch Rocket

A small street bike
I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket

crotch romance

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.
crotch romance by Pandastic July 7, 2018

crotch burp 

1) When a woman expels air from her nether regions, otherwise known as a queef.

2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.
Me and my girl smashed so hard last night that she laid a wicked crotch burp when she got off me.
crotch burp by Hsilak July 8, 2018