t-shirts

Often a slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

You got the 20 bucks for t-shirts?

or

Come over this weeked we're trying on t-shirts.

by allahjesus January 14, 2011

St. Patrick's Day shits

Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.

Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!

by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008

saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 10, 2007

Shants

Shants are pants that zip off at the knee, turning them into shorts.

"Yo homie, i heard toof got mad poon after wearing shants!"
"Ye man, imma wear mine to christmas formal."

by Jeffrey Shants November 28, 2013

shinterview

An interview for a shit job at a place or organization that is undesirable. The interviewee must present themselves as being keen and diligent whereas they know the interviewer will be a complete boring loser twat.

Damn dude, sorry i cant hang out with you. I've got a shinterview this afternoon.

by a_fool September 1, 2016

shits gay

what u say when something makes you mad

friend:* says/does sum pisses u off*
“shits gay”

by shitsgayfr May 17, 2020

swamp shits

The after math of drinking blue skittles (blue koolaid powder,vodka, and mtn.dew) Causing your shits to resemble a brown log with mossy green colored patches.

"UGGGH,my stomach is torn up, those skittles we drank last night gave me the swamp shits!"

by sarahbear3333 November 11, 2012