smaking
smaking by smokerdanny June 29, 2010
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flipping switches and smaking bitches
flipping switches and smaking bitches by duce killa October 1, 2003
smoking cat
Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"
smoking cat by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019
Shaking Syndrome
Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.
The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.
The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.
Shaking Syndrome by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 19, 2020
Smoking nic and sucking dick
The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
Smoking nic and sucking dick by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019
Snaking
Snaking by Ace the simp March 23, 2023
Smoking Dick
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
Smoking Dick by ___Beauty August 17, 2016
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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