turd lewis buttt face

he is a turd but like add word to this shit urban dictionary.

sam:ooh its turd lewis buttt face

by i like ass on corrona March 9, 2020

Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.

Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

[bicovel turd]

A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.

A large square log would be a bicovel turd.

by Larry Barta January 12, 2008

Awk-Turd

An akward turd. When you have to crap at someone elses house and you let out a huge fart while doing it and you know people can hear you from outside the bathroom.

Sam: How was Cindy's party?
Josh: Not very good...
Sam: What happened?
Josh: Oh, I blew it with a hot girl becuase I had an awk-turd...
Sam: That sucks, dude!

by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011

worry turd

a bowel movement that is generated solely by anxiety about something.

"Dude, I'm friggin anxious about that test. I gotta drop a worry turd".

by HSW1987 April 10, 2011

yeadon turd-a-holic

the residents of yeadon that cant help but talk about other people n stir up shit

omg wats that yeadon turd-a-holic doin in here. jesus shes such a yeadon turd-a-holic.

by yeadon dweller May 6, 2011