rail splitters

women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)
"She has some serious rail splitters on today"
by HSW1987 May 19, 2010
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worry turd

a bowel movement that is generated solely by anxiety about something.
"Dude, I'm friggin anxious about that test. I gotta drop a worry turd".
by HSW1987 March 24, 2011
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